MOST PEOPLE USING A SHOTGUN FOR HOME PROTECTION KEEP THE GUN IN THE CORNER OF THE BEDROOM OR UNDER THE BED. IT TAKES AT LEAST 12 SECONDS TO GET GUN FROM THE CORNER AND TURN FOR A SHOT. IT ALSO MAKES YOU TURN YOUR BACK TO THE PERPETRATOR.

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THE BACK-UP HAS U.S. UTILITY PATENT. THIS MEANS THAT NO ONE CAN MAKE A DEVICE FOR THE SAME PURPOSE FOR AS LONG AS THE PATENT IS IN EFFECT

First, check out the hilarious Back-Up Commercial.

Second, this thing is patented?! This is even dumber than Amazon's One-Click patent.